10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine