10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)