10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.