10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "No river, no fish."