10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from