10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.