10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!