10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.