10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier