10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.