10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.