10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth