10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus