10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.