10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger