10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.