10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim