10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.