10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson