10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow