10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.