10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen