10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo