10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "No river, no fish."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."