10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."