10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.