10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."