10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.