10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."