10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.