10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.