10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim