10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"