10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel