10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!