10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have