10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom