10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)