10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.