10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.