10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom