10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.