10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson