10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi