10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have