10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!