10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.