10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.