10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo