10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!